like hi blof
with all this dr lilla desease and desist restrianing order NONSENCE i almost forget to tell you that i finally found mary alice and like i havent seeen her in months or something and like i thought her chrischin fundamenitlist parints sent her off to jesus camp again like they did last year after she played Teri Shivo in my play The Pashin Of The Shivo but no she achuily was abduckted by her uncle
he is like a freak and lives in this creepy house near the woods and like the house has this tunnel sort of maze underneath it like silenice of the lambs and like me and mary aloice snuck down there one day and like he had all these boy scount manikins down there with shitrts on but no pants and cages and lots of dvds and i was this is how he entertains its no wonder he has know friends and like didnt think of it.
but mary aloice said that he made her dance for his friends and stuff and he videeio taped it and like they put it on the goggle which is kind of gross and like they made her go on the key diet like dr lila so she is super skinnty thoug not as skinny as me and she said it burns when she pees and i was like isnt it supose too?
anyway she looks tweeked so her mom put her to bed three days ago and she is still sleeping so when she walkeds up i will ask her more about her undeground sex work like thats so fucked WHERE IS DATELINE WHEN YOU NEED THEM like they atre wasting their time "capchuring sex offenders" though I gueess if they were REALLT good at their job they wouldnt be catching so many first time offenders...think ABOUT THAT NANCY GRACCCE!
LIKE Catie couric says.. PEACCE OUT BITCHES
xxx
sally
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