like i am confusid and dont now what to do like since dr lila broke up with me i ahve been trying to fgyure out a way to get her back to i bot a wee jee board and thought i would try to chanel the gost of jane mansfeld, you know, mariskas law and orders mother, and like because i thought she was blonde and empowererred and maybe she could help me.
but like mary alice started making fun of the bord doing all that lite as a feather stiff as a board faruza balk - the craft shit and like the bored flew across the room and mary alice thought the gosts where mad and i was like no bitch, that we me, your pising me off so i threw MA out and started playing nice with the wee jee bord and like knocked on it and aske if jane was home and like someone invited me in for ice tea but like it tunred out no to be jane but instead it was a bad spirit and it flew out of the bord and into my closit and now i am fucked because i have to get dressed but i cant open the door.
so i asked Ribbits if i can borrow some of his paintings to scare the ghosts away i heard that they make great theft deterents so i figured maybe they would scar the afterlife too.
please HELP ME I AM BI
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