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since there is a heat wave and i have chemically treeated hair i will NOT be outside getting wig welt so like i was in my bedroom trying to figure out WHY i should NOT throw my tv out the wondiw. I havent found a good reason yet only a whole host of reasons why I should.
1. I saw an repeat of avril levine on SNL from i think the other night and i think she gets her songs froms the same lady who writes feriges spelling bee songs writin for the comperhenshin of a 10 year old.
2. the fucking bridge in minisoda! ENOUGH! I swear everuty time something shitty happins to someone now the meadia spins it into a story of 9/11 proportions covering every single possible angle to death!
The death toll
The survivors
The people who witnessed the crash
The families of the dead
Bridge experts and what THEY think happined
People who painted the brigde recently and what they saw
Grief counselors for the fish in the river helping them cope with the sky falling
3. Now the mines! Brigdes were SO early this morning.
CNN covered a live news confrince in which the ownere of the mine robert murray gave such a slow, overly dramatic speach complete with 10 second moments of silnece in bewteen every sentence while he yelled at the helicopters over head...it was like watching and SNL skit.
News angles
The minors families - their grief
Earthquakes or poor enginerring - you decide
Who are these fallen hereos
Coal - Slient killer of miminum wage workers
The news sucks i cant wait to see what Nacney Grace has to say about this tonight i think i have to send her another pound of raw meet in the mail with a name tag on it that reads "Nancy Grace".
I am bi
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sally
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