like hi bulitin like you wont beleeve this!

so after dr lilllaa dumpss me for...a boy...ha! and like then she has the nerve to get a restrayning order on me when i try to patch things up by calling her every 20 minutes and IMing her all the time but like this takes the caike!

one of dr liloos friends payed trubute to me saturday by painting an enourmous painting of me in a park filled with drunks and drug addicts...and dr l and Jermy Kanye go and have some sort of hipster picknic in front of it! how dare she mock my anguish? just wait until I am done with COLOR MY ASS LIL!A

like hi blog i was just checking my my space acount and like i am pissed because like courtney love defreiend me and even thoug i kno eits not her that realy runs her account i am pissed because some self entitled fruitopian named 'boulevardier' is in carge of her accoutn which means whens hes in a bad mood and his rufus wainright CD skips he starts editing crotney fan page and that sucks.

that sad part is that he posts so many random thought about his lame lif e and being suesd by a colledge and stuff like.. just because courtney is crazy nd likes dramam and attenthion, jusyt because you make your own drama...it doesnt mean youre interesting....

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I am likr e hopfully you had a goos summer because I didn’t I got pison ivy in the woods behind my house because I showed some boy my clam bake and then I got robbed by som homeless man at the liqker store I gave him twentee dolirs and he didn’t buy me anthing he just left and then I found out my mom hired me some lame tutor so I can pass a graed in school and it turns out hes a fruit and appreshiates my sassyness .

So other than that I have bein working on my one grrrl play about my breif afare with Dr. Lilos called COLOR MY ASS LILA and it is empowered and I am going to send a copy to eve ensler because I think she would want to do a monolg about it.

COLOR MY ASS LILA is about a a preeteen super vixen called Sally (me) and like sally hirt her back because she drove her moms car into a wall making a video for blondies SuSie and Jeffrey for a videoo contest and so at 11 59 sally hurts her back and has to see a chiropractir so sally goes to Neww Yirk becau that s where all the sassy back crackers are and like sally meets dr liloswhile she was modeling the stock exchange and dr lilas like “Have you ever heard of a theme park” and I was like “thats where im going stallion” and we made out and like after she exrayed my pelvis and grabbed my hips and made me lay down and it was a nice first date tho I didn’t knowwhy she was asking me about insurince? I mean mood kill right.

So me and docter lillla have a secind date and like when I fell ssaleep she touched my bum and stole my lucky baret and and add isult to enjury she had the NERVE to inviter her man pal Jermy Kanye to our date and likeI don’t mind threesonemes because s I am progresive but like he rubed me the wrong way when he was like “kiss it” …rude!

Then durct lila said she cant SEE me anymore more because my insurance was denyied like what kind of lame break up excuse it that I mean c’mon.

Iwont give away the ending but it involves carrie white like scene at dr lolooks office and jJermy Kanye gets tied to a cross likeJesus except no one gives Jermy Kanye Red bull like Jesus. No redbull=no wings bitch.

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sally