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like i just got a bilituon on myspace and this sassy guy posted these new videos of Crotney from last week and she looks so sassy she must be on the key diet too ! look

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Pacific Coast Highway

Another Highway

Nobodies Daughetr

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From Dateline Hollywood

Hollywood — Attorney Howard K. Stern has moved in with Courtney Love and taken her on as his sole client just days after the surprise death of Anna Nicole Smith. “I look forward to handling all life decisions for my new drug addicted and severely troubled client, as well as producing an exploitative reality show about her life on E! and allegedly fathering at least one child with her,” Stern said in a statement.

Love, the widow of former Nirvana front man Kurt Cobain, has struggled with drug addiction for the past decade while engaging in numerous embarrassing public acts, such as letting a stranger suckle her breast outside a Wendy’s restaurant.

“What I really need in my life is a wise counselor who will help me make better decisions, improve my public image, and lead a more normal, private life,” said Love. “I feel like I’ve found just the right man for the job in Howard K. Stern.”

Love added that she plans to actively involve Stern in raising her daughter Frances Bean, since the attorney has a history of helping with the parenting of clients’ children.

In a brief interview, Stern outlined his plans for managing Love’s career.

“The first step is, obviously, to get her a reality show on cable TV,” Stern explained. “Then people will see what a normal healthy, well adjusted woman she is. I also want to get her some press interviews while inebriated, because Courtney is always at her most vibrant and honest when she’s drunk or is popping pills.”

In the long run, Stern added, he thinks Love would benefit from getting pregnant with another child. “I don’t necessarily have to be the father, so long as the baby’s parentage is sketchy enough that I could claim to be its father in court,” he explained.

“It also might help Courtney if I marry her in a non-legally binding ceremony that will make her feel emotionally attached to me if she ever considers firing me as her attorney, but won’t compel me to help her if I ever get sick of her,” he added.

Some observers have expressed surprise that Stern moved onto another client so quickly after Smith’s death, and that he chose another troubled blonde woman who is frequently covered and mocked by the entertainment press.

“It’s just my nature to come into the lives of b-list celebrity women with lots of troubles and completely insinuate myself into their lives,” explained Stern. “I can’t help it. I’m a giver.”

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COURTNEY LOVE NOT REPLACING KATIE COURIC ON CBS EVENING NEWS

Hollywood — Reps for CBS are denying reports that network president Leslie Moonves called Courtney Love to ask whether she was interested in replacing Katie Couric as host of the CBS Evening News. Couric had told US Weekly that Moonves called her last week to offer her the job.

It’s the second in a series of bizarre claims Love has made to US Weekly, starting with her allegation that “American Idol” executive producer Nigel Lythgoe called her to ask her to replace Paula Abdul.

However, some sources close to Love have claimed that Moonves did indeed call her. And insiders note that the CBS leader may be looking for a new female anchor for the news as ratings have been mediocre since Couric took over the job.

“He called and asked me if I would consider anchoring the evening news, but I was very confused at first,” Love told USMagazine.com. “First I had to ask him what anchoring was. Then he had to tell me what the news is. Then I asked him what evening is. Then I asked if he could score me some speed.”

On the surface, Love seems like an unlikely choice to take over the CBS Evening News. While Couric has been a journalist for over 20 years and is best known for hosting “Today” for over 15 years, Love is a former rock musician and habitual drug user best known for allowing a man she didn’t know to suckle her breast in a fast food restaurant.

But while Moonves insisted that he wouldn’t bring in Love for Couric, he told Dateline Hollywood that he is hoping to bring some “edge” and even “controversy” to the staid and low-rated evening news.

“Look at ‘American Idol,’” Moonves said. “They have a virtually incoherent, probable alcoholic as a judge on what’s supposedly a respectable music competition. So I wouldn’t rule out putting an incoherent drug addicted slut on what’s supposedly a respectable news show.

“However,” he added, “we are in no way considering taking Katie Couric off of the CBS Evening News. Ms. Love’s allegation that we are is patently false. It would be more accurate to say that I called Ms. Love to discuss her anchoring the CBS Evening News on Saturday and serving as a substitute for Katie when she gets sick or possibly gets sent on assignment to Iraq for a long, long time.”

like hi blog,

i was in detinshin today and like kept thinking 'what would crotney do' and she would google herslef and like so i found a new Courtney song called Pacific Coast Highway and its so empowered. like since i was just out of the JD home for cunty grrrlz i should write and album to but like her are the lrycus and the mp3

xxx sally

Pacific Coast Highway - Courtney Love

I knew a boy
Who came from the sea
He was the only boy who
Ever knew the truth
About me

I’m overwhelmed and undersexed
Baby, what did you expect?
I’m overwrought and so disgraced
I’m too ashamed to show my face

And they’re coming to take me away now
What I want I will never have
I’m on the Pacific Coast Highway
With your gun in my hand

I knew a boy who left me so ravaged
Do you even know the extent
Of the damage

My dirty little secret died
In between the sheets
And the promises that killed me
From your eyes

I’m bloody and totally bound
I don’t know what to do with my hands now
I surrender, I give in
I’ll kick down your door if you don’t let me in

And I’ve lost myself completely
I look to you, my true desire
I’m on the Pacific Coast Highway
My god how did you fall so far?

Your whole world is in my hands
Your whole wide world is in my hands

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i am in psychology class and the teacher is carying on about timothy mcveigh and suicide bombers and to be honest he starting to spook me though i would love to learn how to make one of those nifty suicide belts and wear it to meet gwen stefanni...the world would thank the fuck out of me for that!

so i am like on my treo and i found this clip from Crotneys new album How Dirty Girls Get Clean and its called PCH watch:

Sally

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Like I swear sometimes the media just makes shit up. Like Courtney is on tour promoting her sassy scrap booke Dirty Blonde and like suposidly she gave an intervew said a Prince Andrew showed up at her door in the middle of the night for a booty call. She wasnt intrested so she like made him tea and crumpets or whatever the fuck british people eat that makes their teeth look like theyve been gnawing on limestone. Makes NO sence!

Seriously, look at the picture...if they went on a date the townspeople would be chasing him with torches to save her.

xxxSally

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Like did you know that there is a new Caligula remake and like it stars Courtney Love and like when she used to strip at jumbos clown room i the 80s they played that movie over and over and like so by her reclaming that movive and making it her own is so empowereing. though im still not sure if its scripted or if like they just filmed a reality tv show at Crotney house....either way its sassy because everyone is bi i am bi

sally glass

like hi blog i bet you have bin wondering where have i been for the past few days well like i went to new york to meet sassy courtney love!

I read on line that she has a new book out callid Dirty Blonde so i went to Branes and Nobles with Mary Alice to steel a copy and the sales girl who ccaught me was a riot grrrl and she was like 'oh too bad you dont live in new york because Crotney is doing a book signing tomorrow night on Halloween' and i was like no way!

So mary alice's juvnile delinqint brother drove us to new yrok early Hallowen morning so we could get inline and get the magic orange bracelt to meet courtney and like they were only giving out 300! but like thankfully there was only a 11 people there and a homeless guy trying to stay warm so me and mary alice got bracelts and hung out in the city for the day.

that night we got in the long line and like we didnt think she would show up but she did! This big black SUV comes down the steet and like comes to a screeching hault on the sidewalk and and like you heard Courtney yelling at someone 'I know how to park!!!' and like the door opened and her purse falls out and she started scooping everything up and sort of burned her sassy blonde extenshins with her cigarette and then she dropped the bag again and was like 'oh for fucks sake!' and she went into the book store while her assistant picked everything up.

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Like my 3rd period teacher is out sick today becawse shes been snarfing down that cow poop infested spinich so i canwrite you from my Whorizon Treeo.

i was at the mall this weekend today and i found the most empowered Crotney CD and it is Hole - The First Session and this is one of the best Hole cds becasue it sounds really scary. it was made way back in 1991 or something and like featured the original Hole lineup and they couldnt afford real instraments so they banged on a bunch of trash cans and garbage dumpsters and made this sassy cd!

Like its rumored that Crotneyu is giving up her court room performace art carreer and will get back to making music and i can't wait becuase if I hear Sherly Crow on the radio one more time I am going to hang myself with a guitar string i am bi

Unless you are like living under the roc or something you already knowe that Hole is our favorit band and Crotney Love is our idol. Like Courtny is empowered because she lives her life on her own terms and like most grrrlz look up to her because she speaks her mind but like the truth is she just has a big uncontrolable mouth. Courtney has been making music for like 15 years but only has put out four albims like Pretty on the Inside, Live through This, Celebocity Skin and like her solo albim Americas Sweetheart.

In the begining Crotney was part of the riot grrrl movement but she wouldnt play nice to the movement kicked her out. Then she called Kathleen hannah from Bakini Kill a ratface and they got into a wwf style smack down. But after her summer of peril in 2004 where she ran around new york hitting people in the head and bumbing cigaretes outside her loft crourtny has scared away all the grrrlz so she can finally make a new albim but until then these are the favorite courtney albuims i listened to this summer.

like if someone recordered the texas chainsaw massacer killings it would sound like Pretty on the inSide. like courtney sings about being a teenage whore, having sickle cell aneemeeya and washing her half baked fetus down the sink drain. its like more hard core than Slayer or any of that Yeah Yeah No's crap. Most people dont know but POTI sold way more copies than Nivanos first albim Bleach. Ha ha!

Courtney makes her breakthrew albim and what happins...poor kurt had to go and pop one in his head like thats so meen to ruin her mainstreem debute! LTT is courtneys way of showing how many referensis to milk you can squueze into one albim consiting only of three chords. Most people think that poor dead Kurt with no head wrote this album but he didnt because he didnt have any spare time becuase he was always shooting up and we all know that like super selfabsorbed people like him who constantly complain about their bad childhood dont have time to give to others!

This album sucked! Courtney must have fallin off her garbage truck hit her head and woke up thinking she was Stveie Nicks! Her guitar which normilly sounds really sassy sounded flat and every 5 seconds there was a harpsicord coming out of nowhere while she sang about galiping horses! Horsis??? Though there was an empowered song where she yellid at dead Kurt for almost ruining her career. Stupid boy!

This is the sassiest albim ever put on cd! Cortney ditched her horses, her enchantmint and even her band and put out her first solo albim. AS is like a diary of Crotneys life for two years...lots of cocaine and bad relashionships. Sunset Strip is like the sassyest song of all because she sounds like neely o'hara from Valley of The Dolls. Lynda Perry the wife of Journey helpid Courtney make this album and it is the best albim ever if she spent most of her time promoting it from jail.

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Did I scare you? Sorry!Like i found the SASSYEST video of Courtney today on boobtube like its from 2004 when she was at her peek of sassyness and she is in Toekeeyo singing my favorite song 'but julian im a little bit older than you'

Like Crotney has the best job ever because like when shes not chasing around stupid grrrlz with brokin beer bottles and doing pounds of cocaine she like goes on tour and gasps out sassy songs. she like alredy proved how talinted she is which is like why she doesnt even bother to play guitar anymore because we like KNOWE she can play awesome! Plus she is skinny and i think she is bi too like watch this sassy video and you will see what I meen about the gasping an no guitar.

xxx

sally glass

like dear diay,

i was just reading on like gogle news that like crotney is out of rahab and like that is cool and like while she was in there she wrote a new albim and that is so empowered.

stupid olive
stupid and green
red in between
lost in a sodium dream
tripping too much
all out of luck
nothing left to write about
strawberry fields forevrer

i am bi sally xxx