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I am likr e hopfully you had a goos summer because I didn’t I got pison ivy in the woods behind my house because I showed some boy my clam bake and then I got robbed by som homeless man at the liqker store I gave him twentee dolirs and he didn’t buy me anthing he just left and then I found out my mom hired me some lame tutor so I can pass a graed in school and it turns out hes a fruit and appreshiates my sassyness .

So other than that I have bein working on my one grrrl play about my breif afare with Dr. Lilos called COLOR MY ASS LILA and it is empowered and I am going to send a copy to eve ensler because I think she would want to do a monolg about it.

COLOR MY ASS LILA is about a a preeteen super vixen called Sally (me) and like sally hirt her back because she drove her moms car into a wall making a video for blondies SuSie and Jeffrey for a videoo contest and so at 11 59 sally hurts her back and has to see a chiropractir so sally goes to Neww Yirk becau that s where all the sassy back crackers are and like sally meets dr liloswhile she was modeling the stock exchange and dr lilas like “Have you ever heard of a theme park” and I was like “thats where im going stallion” and we made out and like after she exrayed my pelvis and grabbed my hips and made me lay down and it was a nice first date tho I didn’t knowwhy she was asking me about insurince? I mean mood kill right.

So me and docter lillla have a secind date and like when I fell ssaleep she touched my bum and stole my lucky baret and and add isult to enjury she had the NERVE to inviter her man pal Jermy Kanye to our date and likeI don’t mind threesonemes because s I am progresive but like he rubed me the wrong way when he was like “kiss it” …rude!

Then durct lila said she cant SEE me anymore more because my insurance was denyied like what kind of lame break up excuse it that I mean c’mon.

Iwont give away the ending but it involves carrie white like scene at dr lolooks office and jJermy Kanye gets tied to a cross likeJesus except no one gives Jermy Kanye Red bull like Jesus. No redbull=no wings bitch.

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sally

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I am bi

hi blog,

since mary aloice has ditchid me and i should be concentrating on staying out of the Wayward School For Cunty Grrrlz I diseided that I would get back to my artwork so i am going to let the Fetus Fairy rest for a while and make more fantasticle fetus art this one is called 'Play Time'.

i am bi

xxx

sally

like high blog,

ugh monday need i say more? like no.
So i was reading online that frebruary is national fetus month so i decided i was like going to draw me and the sassy fetus fairy for you each day this week.

i am bi

xxx sally glass